The Love Teachings of Kama Sutra part9
on the penis, bewitch any woman living.
If you crush milky chunks of cactus
with sulphur and realgar,
dry the mixture seven times, powder it
and apply it to your penis,
you’ll satisfy the most demanding lover.
And if, to these powerful ingredients,
you add a monkey’s turd,
grind them together and sprinkle the powder
on your unsuspecting lover’s head,
she will be your devoted slave for life.
To Increase Potency:
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Honey-sweetened milk in which
the testicles of a ram
or a goat have been simmered
has the effect, when drunk,
of making a man as powerful as a bull.
Pumkin seeds ground with almonds
and sugarcane root,
or with cowhage root and strips of bamboo,
and stirred into honeyed milk,
have the same arousing effect.
The sages say that wheat-flour cakes
baked with honey and sugar
and sprinkled with the powdered seeds
of pumpkin and cowhage
give one strength for a thousand women.
The yolk of a single sparrow’s egg
stirred into rice pudding
that has been thickened with cream,
wild-honey and “ghee” (clarified butter)
has the same invigorating effect.
Enlarging the Penis or “Yoni” (Vagina):
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First rub your penis with wasp stings
and massage it with sweet oil.
When it swells, let it dangle for ten nights
through a hole in your bed,
going to sleep each night on your stomach.
After this period use a cool ointment
to remove the pain and swelling.
By this method men … of insatiable
sexual appetite, manage to keep
their penises enlarged throughout their lives.
By applying an ointment made from
crushed barleria leaves
to her “yoni”, the elephant (large) woman
can spend at least one night
discovering the delights of being a doe (”small” woman).
Likewise the doe can use honey
mixed with powdered roots
of lotus, madder, “sal” (tree of aromatic gum),
the blue lotus and the mongoose plant
to accomodate a stallion for one night.
To Cope With Impotence:
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A man who climaxes too swiftly
should arouse his lady
by caressing her clitoris with his fingers
and flooding the well
of her yoni before he enters her.
If, during lovemaking, the erection
cannot be sustained because
the man is old, or simply exhausted
he should use the delicate
oral techniques given in an earlier chapter.
The man who is utterly unable
to achieve an erection
should pleasure his wife/lover with a phallus
crafted from materials like
gold, silver, copper, iron (!!), ivory or horn.
The artificial phallus should be shaped
to your natural proportions.
It will be more arousing for the lady
if the outside is studded
with a profusion of large, smooth nodules.
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